Bras can be wholly annoying, constricting and even gauche – but one also possibly saved a Detroit woman’s life.
The 57-year-old lady heard a neighbor’s burglar alarm and went to the window to see what was going on, reported Metro newspaper. One of the burglars fired a shot that shattered her window and made a beeline right for the lady’s chest – instead of blasting into her ribcage, however, the bullet was deflected by her bra’s underwire.
A few questions on this one – what brand of bra was that and where can I buy one? But the even bigger question: why do people go to the window when they hear mayhem going down? Gunshot! Fire engines! Scary noises!! Let’s go stick our head outside to see what’s happening.
Speaking of scary stuff: Clowns are especially terrifying, and their shoes equally horrific. One 40-year-old Russian clown was banned from wearing the things, the Daily Mail reported, and not just because the clown shoes were hideous. They were downright dangerous.
They made this particular Moscow State Circus clown tumble down 10 feet off a highwire during a performance in Liverpool.
The guy’s fall broke a bone in his foot and the circus health and safety advisers said the shoes had to go because they were unsafe.
Maybe next they can ban those bulbous red clown noses or the frightfully hairy clown wigs.
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